Happily Unmarried Marketing Private Limited

stirrers, now everything will be stirred not shaken.

set of eight stirrers in assorted colours.

now in bright happy colours!

designed by anoop sharma

Barmaid was specially developed for the Indian cricket team; this was the time when they just could not find a good opener. Ha ha ha

Frequently Asked Question: Hey how come you guys design such sexist products and why are they all targeted at the males?

Frequently Replied Answer : Victoria's secret only makes stuff for women but no one calls them sexist and fact is that most of the Bar maids have been bought by women."

Real men like skimply clad chicks on their glasses, and they always buy these when their women are not looking.

he ice age is back.The wood on the outside and the steel on the inside provides a double insulation and as a result the ice lasts longer.A tong that lets you keep your hands clean for other things comes free with this.

The Die hards also use the ice bucket to keep their beer bottle chilled while they discuss the nuances of life, the quality of pitches, the disappearences of witches, the futility of wine and other ways to pass time.

Now hang your dirty linen in public,ok just the dirty pics.

A set of his and hers fridge magnet to go with the towels, the wrist watch, the TV remote, and the toilet seat.

An ideal wedding gift for all occassions

designed by Punneet Kaushik

Handle without care shot glass serving device: Tough Glasses need a tough serving device (not a damn tray). Get this one.

we did a set of four shot glasses with a stand for radio mirchi. check out the corporate page and hear Radio Mirchi.

set of 4 shotglasses and a really cool stand

This is actually a peg measure. You know that silly thing which people use to decide whether it is going to be a chota or bada? What you cannot see in the picture is the steel cup inside the barrel and two very drunk people who were lying on the floor when the shoot was happening. We go out of the way to provide quality products, so we emptied god knows how many bottles of booze to check the autheticity of measurements. We are proud to say that the pegs measure 30ml and 60ml and the cups inside are genuine stainless steel.

In another 125000 years, men will disappear from the planet, we say start Eliminating them now. Take your pick from Mr. Right to Mr. always right.

works as an ashtray and as a trinket box for earrings , small change and what have you.

FAQ: Hey why do you call this the Model P?

FRA: Hey how come no one asked henry ford that?

have you been noticing, how mothers-in-law have taken over our lives? Every serial only has these evil mils plotting and scheming and always winning! This is our tribute to them. The mother in law dice helps you in deciding everything from what to do on weekends to who gets what in case of a fight.

a set of four dice for maximum decision making.

Evil eye repellant, the smaller one is a fridge magnet, the bigger one is for bigger challenges.

Are you aware that more scotch is consumed in India that what is bottled in Scotland! The photo finish is our dedication to the Scots for one of the finest drinks ever!(as a company our official beverage is vodka tonic, but never mind).Still wondering about the product, this is actually a photo frame so you don't have to be above the drinking age to put your photo inside it. However happily unmarried reminds you to be a responsible citizen, please do not drive and try to put your photo inside the frame at the same time.

Dude is such a rock star! This dude is a tooth pick dispencer as well.

give me my space toothpick dispencer. 4 out of every 3 divorces happen due to a fight over tooth picks. Give space to your relationship with this spaceship dispencer.

raffiti-a lot of people feel that the graffiti text is too stark and in your face. We think it's more like parallel cinema where wyswyg (what you see is what you get).

Most people want to know if only single people work in happily unmarried or why is the company called happily unmarried? Well we really don't have any answer to that so we are going to tell you why our logo is in shape of a can. Actually we don't have an answer to that so we will just make this one up(which is what most big companies do,while explaining their logos).

The green in the can signifies eco friendliness, even plain friendliness(we friendly bunch are) the green also means that we are not red or blue but green.If

klpd-indian expression, global implication
go ahead let the whole world know how you felt after your last date.

with the indian diaspora (is that a word or what) spreading far and wide, we thought it was only right to create a symbol of our culture. Something to remind the nris about all the wonderful things that they are missing. The nri mug is a must buy, after all it's all about not loving your toilet paper.

the nri mug is a great pen stand and can sit proudly on any desktop. (compatible to both mac and windows)

designed by mukul goyal

now make your bottles look better than you.

Now make your bottles look better than you.

Now make your bottles look better than you.

Now make your bottles look better than you.

beerman is a character who lives in a beer flat and hates flat beer. A beer flat is a flat whose rental is paid by selling empty beer bottles. We hope you know what flat beer is. . .

the complete history of beerman now available in 6 easy to read coasters.

starting from his birth to the day he became a legend. Imagine 5000 years from now when the future generation digs to find about us they are going to find beerman coasters. They probably will think characters like beerman existed and roamed around the world this will get them all excited. They may even make a film called beerasic park.

designed by ritik sachdev

Some say Happily Unmarried is an idea of the hippy revolution and we are well behind our time.We don't know why people say that because we have evidence which shows that no one used coasters in the 70s, not as cool as these anyway.

now cover all the bad spots on your tables with the manhole coaster. A set of 4 so that you have everything covered.

designed by madhumita goswami & ankita adya.

the next time he says "i need more time to decide", dump him or give him one of these.

The Numbers are in Hindi. Look again

This was the one we were most apprehensive about, but green lamp has been a huge success .All bottles used are recycled wine bottles. They are specially cut and frosted and as the picture suggests come in a range of colours.

FAQ: Why are bottle lamps which are not made using green bottles still called the green lamps ?

FRA: Do you know hamburgers are actually made with mutton and not ham.

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A really good Screw: Good Screws are really hard to find.(Said confusicous before leaving for Bangkok).So get this wonder of science and give the word 'discreet' a whole new meaning.Use it as a coin/loose change collector but that is only a decoy, because under the hood is the surprise package, a secret cavity to store condoms.

Cloning is unethical, but transforming is not. Convert used beer cans, cola bottles, mother in law's medicine bottle or anything else you desire into ashtrays. Put the funnel on top and it's ready.

Designed by Mukul Goyal

better fit, better cut, better colours.

now being cool is so much easier.

please mention colour when you order order.

How much chini can you handle in a cup? Take your pick:no chini,ek chini,dedh chini or do chini

Set of 4 Tea Cups

it's fashion,it's fun,it's happy. Openaar with strings attached.

designed by mukul goyal

tiny is a really huge opener, can open any bottle and cannot get lost!

size: 10 inches

mosquitoes are now history, this state of the art radar can hold any damn coil in the world.

what's more the little clip kind of a thing takes care of all those stubborn coils which break when you are releasing them from each other.

wait that's not it, the ash from the coil falls on the dish so the expensive persian carpet or cat does not get affected.

designed by sashi kiran

it's not a poet's world, if it were, then tequila would come from patiala and sarson from mexico. Meanwhile lassi can come from anywhere, even the curd in your fridge.

however lassi da glass can come only from the stables of happily unmarried. 600ml of pure adernalin

illustration by dipankar bhattacharya

at happily unmarried we always wanted to launch our own label, but we were told that no one would buy a label unless there are clothes stitched around it…….
to cut a short story shorter, we made the label, bindaas unlimited made the fabric and you can see that we have had a lot of fun in the process.

our block printing uses vegetable dyes and is done using traditional techniques by artisans who have been doing this for generations. If you think that the designs are too funky or are not for you than it is probably a mental block. Try it once; you will stop wearing the other stuff.

these hand cuff shaped key chain is great for safe keyping.

now lose your inhibitions and not your keys.

now make your bottles look better than you.

the original hand operated device, goes well with infra red wine and blue tooth cheese.

a modern marvel, the tea light stand can take ravana burning to another level, also available with a love and hearts instead of ravana.

In the Happily Unmarried country, Beer is the official Beverage. Beer is also what flows out of taps. There is even a huge river of beer which divides the country into two equal halves. Lager side and Draught side. Both are equally popular.

a photoframe in the shape of a film negative. Use it for maximum exposure.

women are from venus, men are from mars, these are from hell.

these bad boys are a set of twenty in a box.

designed by mukul goyal

If you are going to use shot glasses then we reccomend the ones which shoot back.Meet the lovable band of bandits, starting from left; Chowdhary,Takla,Afghani and Mucchad.It's time you had an encounter.
Ab koi nahi bachega...

Each set contains one pc of the each design.

Illustrations by Dipankar Bhattacharya

hey, what the hell

the small one was selling really well, so we introduced a biggah bettah version.

set of 2

daaru shot glass now drink in bhojpuri.

you probably didn't notice but we are heavily into art and wine, which is why this wine opener is a work of art.

designed by mukul goyal

this really is a real coconut with a zipper in the middle.

nariyal with a zip code great for packaging eco friendly gifts, ladoos, chocolates or even golf balls.